About DrBlackula

DrBlackula

Peanut butter and jelly time.

Location:

(Romania)

Joined on:

11/30/06

Occupation:

Doctor. Dancer. Lover.

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  Magazine

  response to  Andrew Price's post NYC Anniversary Party

  Silly hipsters

  There are not enough photos of the african-american undead.

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  Commented on October 2, 2007 by - DrBlackula

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  Art & Design

  response to  Patrick James's post Simpsonzu

  Not about waffles

  How long does it take to reheat baked ziti? Please do not give an answer with the word microwave in it. Keep it to ovens people.

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  Commented on January 8, 2007 by - DrBlackula

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  Technology

  response to  Morgan Clendaniel's post Thank You

  Tony D. and the Doobs

  I think we can all agree that it is outrageous that Tony Danza did not win Time Magazine's Person of the Year. Has no one listened to his epic musical performance on his album "House I Live In"? And Al Michaels said there are no crooners anymore. Sure, some may say, "but Dr. Blackula, House I Live In was released back in 2002". To you I say, you're damn right and Danza should win the award through 2010. That's how amazing this album is. EXTRAVA_DANZA!!!!!!!!

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  Commented on January 8, 2007 by - DrBlackula

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  Business & Money

  response to  Morgan Clendaniel's post Hungry For A Month

  Granola man

  I once heard of a man who lived off granola for a year.

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  Commented on January 6, 2007 by - DrBlackula

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  Environment

  response to  Morgan Clendaniel's post Eco-Moving

  Cali good?

  People in California foster a creatively destructive environment. That being said California is home to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. However, two Geraghty's live in California so I believe it is fair to say that California is a terrible, terrible place.

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  Commented on January 6, 2007 by - DrBlackula

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  Magazine

  response to  Patrick James's post This Week In GOOD

  Dennis loves Fallout Boy

  NYLawyer makes some excellent suggestions. May I also add if you are in a band please make sure your upcoming album synchronizes with either a)Three Men and a Baby or b)License to Drive. Also, may I suggest watching Eric Man-genius and Karate Chad Pennington (who coincidentally brings blueberry muffins to NYLawyer's house ever Sunday) lead the NY Jets to victory of the terrorist loving New England (un)Patriots.

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  Commented on January 6, 2007 by - DrBlackula

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  Living

  response to  Morgan Clendaniel's post New Fun Game

  Fleeced

  Just because Gothamist links to a video does not make it worth linking on the GOOD site. Not only was it a lazy piece of blogging, but you added nothing new. Why bother to type a few sentences that essentially (to be kind) paraphrase the Gothamist article?
  Do yourself a favor and read what the magazine's founder Ben Goldhirsh wrote: "While so much of today's media is taking up our space, dumbing us down, and impeding our productivity, GOOD exists to add value". Please explain to me and the other readers how "New Fun Game" meets this criteria.

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  Commented on January 4, 2007 by - DrBlackula

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  Living

  response to  Morgan Clendaniel's post New Fun Game

  Never Again

  Worst link ever. Are you serious? That is easily the worst youtube video of all time. Who do I contact to have my subscription canceled?

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  Commented on January 4, 2007 by - DrBlackula

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  Art & Design

  response to  Matt Schwartz and Serifcan Ozcan's post GOOD Guide: Culture Jamming, The Street Artists (sec. 3 of 7)

  True Street Art

  Its true, its true. A real street artist will bust you in your chops when confronted. This is indisputable. Allow me to explain. Several weeks ago I confronted Old Hobo Bobbo on the streets of New York City. Now Old Hobo Bobbo is best know for his underground poop series. In this particular series of art Old Hobo Bobbo poops on various landmarks in New York City. Old Hobo Bobbo is the truest definition of a street artist because he literally applies his work directly to the urban landscape. There is no middle man such as paint or marker. No, Bob's art nothing more than him and the window of a taxi cab. Anyway, back to the story at hand. I caught the Old Hobo painting the walls of the Flatiron Building brown. Since I am opposed to the arts I demanded he cease painting. Old Hobo Bob took one look at me at busted my chops right there. The moral of this story? True street art comes from the inside.

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  Commented on January 4, 2007 by - DrBlackula

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  Health

  response to  Andrew Postman and Meredith Jenks's post Mirror, Mirror

  Smooth

  I too recently had some work done on my face. I said, "Dr. 90210, can you make me look more like Billy Dee Williams? And I don't mean Billy Dee from that outer space movie with that Jabba the Hut character. I mean Billy Dee from those dynamite Colt 45 commercials." Needless to say Dr. 90210 did an amazing job. Then I ate his brains. Sometime in the future (barring any unforeseen accidents involving sunlight or garlic) I plan on having my face reconstructed in order to more closely resemble a ham sandwich.

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  Commented on January 2, 2007 by - DrBlackula

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  Health

  response to  palsterzsbcgloba's post If it adds to your well-being

  Smooth

  I too recently had some work done on my face. I said, "Dr. 90210, can you make me look more like Billy Dee Williams? And I don't mean Billy Dee from that outer space movie with that Jabba the Hut character. I mean Billy Dee from those dynamite Colt 45 commercials." Needless to say Dr. 90210 did an amazing job. Then I ate his brains. Sometime in the future (barring any unforeseen accidents involving sunlight or garlic) I plan on having my face reconstructed in order to more closely resemble a ham sandwich.

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  Commented on January 2, 2007 by - DrBlackula

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  Culture

  response to  Thora Birch and William Morrisey's post Thora Birch on film

  Respect

  As a respected film critic and lover of women I would have greater respect for Thora Birch's opinion if she voted for this piece of cinematic brilliance at the Los Angeles Shorts Fest.
  http://youtube.com/watch?v=0-kivMA2qAQ

  Also, the Birch should name drop more. I will provide an example:
  "While attending the prestigious Toronto Film Festival, spunky morning talk show host Kelly Ripa and I had a three-way with the director of Congo, Frank Marshall".

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  Commented on December 27, 2006 by - DrBlackula

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  Magazine

  response to  Morgan Clendaniel's post The Week In GOOD

  Bananas

  NY Lawyer,
  Spreading anti-Dr. Blackula propaganda will get you nowhere. I have already amassed an army of zombie vampires bent on dominating the boards of GOOD magazine. Any efforts to oppose me will be futile. Join me and we can rule the world. If not the world at the very least if you join me you can get half all bakery items at Whole Foods. I know a guy.

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  Commented on December 27, 2006 by - DrBlackula

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  response to  Morgan Clendaniel's post The Week In GOOD

  Thank you

  I would like to thank Time magazine for finally recognizing my glorious cinematic achievements. After conquering the box office with critically acclaimed films such as Deep Blue Sea and a Freddy Kruger movie I am ecstatic that The Covenant was recognized for its cinematic brilliance. Thank you Time magazine for naming me, Renny Harlin, Person of the Year. I will now cover myself in Tide and look at myself under a blacklight.

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  Commented on December 24, 2006 by - DrBlackula