As a respected film critic and lover of women I would have greater respect for Thora Birch's opinion if she voted for this piece of cinematic brilliance at the Los Angeles Shorts Fest.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0-kivMA2qAQ

Also, the Birch should name drop more. I will provide an example:
"While attending the prestigious Toronto Film Festival, spunky morning talk show host Kelly Ripa and I had a three-way with the director of Congo, Frank Marshall".