People make ridiculous shit all the time. It's understandable. People try things. Stupid things. People are stupid. But to link to something this stupid on a website for GOOD Magazine, a magazine that's supposed to be about "what matters", is an affront, not only to the readers of GOOD Magazine, but to their unborn children who will one day have hair, read magazines, and use the word "good" to describe things that are of some value.